May 2013
george0malley:
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
whatacatchbillie:
[accidentally cares about bands more than education]
Reblog if you will gladly read about a 65 year old...
mudbloodprince:
Since JK Rowling thinks that no one will, I think it’s high time that we prove our queen wrong
reblogging again
carstairsangel:
When not all the books in the series are the same height.
When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
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fishingboatproceeds:
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John…
This is what tumblr has done to us...
sodamnrelatable:
World ends:
Tumblr error:
rachelevation76:
sharpflatpianoforte:
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye
everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me
just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off
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HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
sodamnrelatable:
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
stilesthejeepwhisperer:
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
thefuuuucomics:
I’m 19 and I still get nervous when I lose my mom in the store
1: post a selfie?
2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
4: what's your favorite song at the moment?
5: what was the last song you listened to?
6: do you have a tumblr crush?
7: who is your tumblr crush?
8: what are you doing right now?
9: do you have any siblings?
10: what's you ethnicity?
11: what's your favorite subject in school?
12: what's your favorite color?
13: what's your favorite sports team?
14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
15: when did you make your tumblr?
16: how many followers do you have?
17: do you like where you live?
18: is your room super messy or really clean?
19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
20: do you prefer pens or pencils?
kenneth-beltran:
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head......
sodamnrelatable:
Only because
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes...
When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent.
sodamnrelatable:
"I want a twilight theme park"
sodamnrelatable:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
...
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
mikeyfriskeyhands:
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
bilboh:
MCR MUSIC USED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT NOW IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT MYSELF INTO A COMA
When I first joined Tumblr I was like:
sodamnrelatable:
WTF is a GIF
What’s an “ANON”?
WTF do I do!
Now I’m Like
omg, this is true!
